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Digging In
There was something about the email from the Dover Arts Commission that made me take note. The subject read, "Your Submissions Are...

Phoenix Mayet
Jul 92 min read
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Music So Good, Sometimes It Hurts
Clockwise from top left: Cadaverette, Darkside, Maruja Here's a little something about me -- I love seeing live music. I find it...

Phoenix Mayet
May 82 min read
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New Postcards from The Erotic Library!
These are feel-good postcards that celebrate the many delights of the penis! 4"x6" cards are sold individually and as a set - $3 each or...

Phoenix Mayet
Mar 311 min read
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Art Saves!
First off, this is my first post of 2025, and I'm worried that all you'll notice is the fact that this is also not the follow-up to the...

Phoenix Mayet
Feb 112 min read
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A Pilgrimage to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
I recently went to the penis museum. I have feelings.

Phoenix Mayet
Oct 21, 20243 min read
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What He Really Meant Was… : The Problematic Political Subtext of Presidential Dick Jokes (part 1)
Barack Obama gave a speech at the DNC  last week that included a little dick joke aimed at Donald Trump. He said something about Trump’s...

Phoenix Mayet
Aug 27, 20243 min read
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What Did You Just Call Me?
Back in the days when I was a nanny, I met a little kid at the park. After I agreed to push him on the swings, he said to me, "You're...

Phoenix Mayet
Aug 16, 20241 min read
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Old School Dirty (nsfw)
One of my favorite books in my personal collection is Forbidden Erotica. The true story of the creation of the book begins in the 1980's...

Phoenix Mayet
Aug 8, 20242 min read
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Things Insta Won't Let Me Show You (nsfw)
The Erotic Library of Mrs. X is technically a side project, but for me, it feels like a deeper relationship. The work I do for the Erotic...

Phoenix Mayet
Aug 2, 20241 min read
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ART + SEX = BLOG... The place where my fine art photography and erotic art meet to make out
A blog for everyone. Maybe just not at work.

Phoenix Mayet
Jul 23, 20241 min read
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