What Did You Just Call Me?

Back in the days when I was a nanny, I met a little kid at the park. After I agreed to push him on the swings, he said to me, "You're nice. What's your name?" I answered, "my name is Phoenix." At that moment, the boy jumped from the swing and dropped to the ground howling with laughter. Holding his sides, he cried out, "Your name is... Penis?"

And that is how I got my nickname, "Miss Penis".

I've always been delighted by that nickname, because, tbh - "Hello, my name is also Dick Lover!" Lately, I've been working to earn my magical sobriquet by making images, sculptures and trinkets of penises.

Here are just a 'handful' of my beautiful phalluses. I guess you could call these dick pics 😏

Titles shown clockwise (or should I say, cockwise) from top left: Bees Wax Candle Dick (sculpture) , Family Jewels, (sculpture), Fever Dream, (collage), Get a Handle on It, (drawing), Cock Ring, (enamel key chain), and Dicker, (hologram sticker)

All of these pieces are available for sale and I look forward to making more. Perhaps you or someone you know also has a beautiful penis and you'd like to have a piece of artwork made to capture it in all it's glory... I would love to talk with you about making a special creation that promises to rise to the occasion.